Temporal Insurance Policy

We, Time Traveler's Insurance Company, are bound by our sacred oath of non-interference to ensure that all travelers are adequately protected from the perils of the timestream.

By signing below, you acknowledge that:

• You are aware that time travel is a serious business and can have serious consequences.
• You will not use your newfound temporal abilities for nefarious purposes, such as stealing ancient artifacts or preventing the invention of the microwave.
• You will not attempt to change the course of historical events, except on Tuesdays, when we allow it.
• You will not, under any circumstances, travel back in time to before the invention of the selfie.

By signing below, you agree to abide by these rules and regulations, and understand that any violations will result in:

• Immediate revocation of your time travel privileges.
• Confiscation of your temporal device.
• Assignment to a minimum of 10 years in a maximum-security temporal reeducation facility.

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