**Mission Date:** 2341 BCE
**Mission Objective:** Retrieve the Fabled Golden Ankh of the Pharaohs, a powerful artifact rumored to grant eternal youth and infinite pizza delivery.
**Agents Deployed:** Agent 'T-Bone' ( Temporal Discrepancy Specialist )
**Mission Report:** After navigating through treacherous sandstorms and avoiding deadly sandvipers, Agent 'T-Bone' successfully retrieved the Golden Ankh and brought it back to headquarters. Unfortunately, upon arrival, it was discovered the Ankh was actually just a really nice paperweight.
**Notable Events:** The Ankh's power was later revealed to be a cleverly disguised pedometer, leading to Agent 'T-Bone' being forced to endure an existential crisis about the meaning of time and mortality.