The Five-Dotty Tendency

Welcome to the infamous Five-Dotty Tendency, where every third day is a holiday, and every third hour is a time for napping.

Here's your schedule for the day:

• 6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
• 9:00 AM - Breakfast: 5 different types of cereal, each with its own unique dot-patterned spoon.
• 12:00 PM - Lunch: The infamous "Dotty McFatterson" sandwich, featuring 17 layers of bread, meat, and lettuce.
• 3:00 PM - Nap time! (You know the rules)
• 6:00 PM - Dinner: The "Five-Dotty Frenzy" feast, featuring 5 courses, each with its own special dot-themed garnish.

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