Ministry of Silly Walks: The Department of Unconventional Transportation

Where the art of walking meets the science of looking really, really silly.

Our Mission

We specialize in the development, implementation, and enforcement of silly walking techniques. From the waltz to the cha cha slide, we've got it all.

Meet our team of certified silly walking instructors. They're ready to take you on a journey through the absurd.

Enroll in our silly walks academy today!

Warning: Our walking techniques may cause excessive laughter, spontaneous smiling, and spontaneous combustion (in rare cases).

Our Services

Our Research

We're currently studying the aerodynamics of walking while wearing oversized shoes.

Join us on our ongoing research project and help us unlock the secrets of the universe, one silly step at a time.