We, the Council of the Tenets, are pleased to announce that our new policy of making all decisions based on the number 7 will come into effect immediately. This means that every time you encounter a choice, you must consider the mystical properties of the number 7. Will it be 7 days, 7 weeks, or 7 times the cost? The answer, of course, will be the correct one.
As a result, our new policy will undoubtedly lead to increased efficiency and productivity, as well as a renewed sense of purpose and direction. Or, at the very least, it will lead to a series of confusing and arbitrary decisions that will drive you to the brink of madness.