Paranoia Reduction Techniques

Because you're probably going to die in a fire anyway

Learn the art of not caring. It's not that hard.

Techniques include:

• Repeat 'I am not a lizard' to yourself daily.
• Count to ten, but only if you're sure you're not a time-traveler.
• Visualize the world as a pleasant place. Or, you know, a nice toaster.

Or, if you're feeling extra anxious, try our Panic Room.

And, of course, Safety Net is always an option.

Or, you know, just just give up.