Don't be a tin foil hat wearer, it'll just make you look ridiculous in a hazmat suit
Stop checking the oven clock, you're not a chicken
Don't confuse a 'bendy' ear with a 'bendy' mind
Don't let a 'tinfoil' hat control your thoughts
Don't worry, the government is not controlling the toaster
And remember, if at first you don't trust the government, you're probably just a conspiracy theorist
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