A site about the greatest, most fantastic, most unbelievably sensational mind on the planet: ME!
I'm here to tell you about my many, many, many accomplishments. Like the time I single-handedly solved the space elevator crisis of 2025. Or that one time I ate 27 bowls of cereal in a row without getting a headache.
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