Lesson 2: Exercise 2: The Overengineer's Guide to Building a Bridge to Nowhere

Today we're going to build a bridge to nowhere! Because, why not? It's a great way to spend your afternoon.

Here's the plan:

• Step 1: Gather materials. Lots and lots of materials.
• Step 2: Build the bridge. To the middle of the room.
• Step 3: Add some fancy lights. Because, you know, it's not just a bridge, it's a statement piece.
• Step 4: Stand back and admire your handiwork. And wonder why you didn't just build a deck of cards.

Important Safety Note:

The bridge to nowhere is not designed for actual transportation. Please do not attempt to drive across it. Or walk across it. Or look at it for too long. You might get dizzy.

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Extra Credit: The Overengineer's Survival Guide to Getting Away with It

And that's it! You've built a bridge to nowhere! Congratulations!