Minimalism Isn't Simple, It's Just Complicated

Because Who Needs Aesthetics, Anyway?

By the way, do you know what's really hard?

• Having to explain it to your partner!
• Living with 3,000 empty white walls in a 500 sqft studio
• Trying to find a decent coffee shop that doesn't judge you for your IKEA bookcase

Minimalism is just an excuse for:

• Lack of creativity
• Not being able to afford a good interior designer
• Having a bad relationship with clutter (it's not your friend, let's be real)

So, what do you do when you're stuck in this minimalist nightmare?

• Throw it all away (literally)
• Just add more plain white walls

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