As the great philosopher, Jean Baudrillard, once said, "The Simulacrum of stuff is a burden to bear." We agree. In Phase One, we're tackling the clutter that's been holding you back from achieving your full potential. Think of it as the "Twin Peaks" of decluttering: the moment when you realize the mess is not just a mess, but a metaphor for the abyss of your soul.
Phase Two: The Great Sort - where we sort the remnants of Phase One into neat little piles, and Phase Three: The Great Donate - where we give away the things that no longer serve you, and make space for the things that truly matter.