Welcome to the Paradox Pizza Parlor, where time is relative, but our slices are always hot and fresh!
Our pizzas are baked in a temporal rift, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions. You'll never know what time it is, but you'll always know it's pizza o'clock!
Try our special of the week: the Mouse in the Rift - a pizza so bold, it'll warp your mind!
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a bite of the Time Travel Taco - a flavor that's out of this world!
Don't forget to try our Quantum Pie, where the filling is always changing, but the crust is always the same!