Measuring the Impossible: A Study in Tenetometry

As a leading expert in the field of Tenetometry, we've spent years studying the intricacies of impossible measurement. It's a challenging field, to be sure, but someone has to do it.

In this section, we'll explore the theoretical underpinnings of measuring something that, by definition, cannot be measured. Because, why not? It's not like it's going to hurt.

But first, let's start with the basics: Quantifying Unicorn Horn Length - a crucial area of research.

Or, if you'd rather dive deeper into the theoretical, check out Teneometric Theory, where we'll explore the implications of measuring the immeasurable on our understanding of reality.