Anti-Smooth Solutions

Welcome to the most unrefined, unpolished, and utterly bewildering solutions to the most pressing problems of our time.

Here, you'll find the most unorthodox methods to fix the most mundane issues, all presented with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a pinch of existential dread.

Our Solutions:

The Paradoxical Solutions

Where we take two things that are clearly incompatible and try to make them work together in ways that defy logic and reason.

The Chaos Solutions

Where we embrace the randomness and unpredictability of life and try to make sense of it all, but probably won't.

Zen Solutions

Where we pretend that everything makes sense and that the universe is just one big, harmonious whole.