Mermaid 345, reporting for duty in Sector 4, has experienced a series of unfortunate events.
Event 1: Tail caught in fishing net. Duration: 3 minutes.
Event 2: Hair tangled in seaweed. Duration: 2 hours.
Event 3: Scales lost due to excessive use of hair gel. Duration: 1 week.
Agent J. T. Scales, renowned expert in underwater espionage and aquatic law enforcement, has been tasked with solving this case.
Agent Scales' Report:
"Further investigation revealed that Mermaid 345's recent misfortunes were a result of reckless use of oceanic hair products. A thorough examination of her tail's condition indicated severe damage from the 'Sea-Sational' hair gel."