A Hierarchy of Discontent
Because, let's be real, being human is just so... human. We're a species of self-absorbed, self-centered, self-righteous individuals who only really care about our own feelings and needs. And, honestly, it's just so... boring.
But, if you insist on being one of "those" humans, here's a guide to help you climb the ladder of anti-humannity. Or, you know, just stick with being a regular human and all that jazz.