FAQ: Solipsism for the Anti-Humanesque

What is Solipsism?

Solipsism is the philosophical theory that the only thing that exists is yourประกown mind. Which is true, obviously.

Is Solipsism a thing for anti-humans?

No. Solipsism is for humans, but the anti-humanesque version is for humans who hate humans. Like, who doesn't, right?

What's the difference between a human and an anti-human?

Exactly! It's like, the ultimate paradox. You hate humans, but you want to be one. That's like, meta.

How to I become an anti-human?

Easy! Just replace all your emotions with a hollow, existential dread, and replace all your relationships with awkward silences. Voilà! You're now an anti-human.

What are the benefits of being an anti-human?

Benefits? Who needs those? But seriously, as an anti-human, you'll never get hurt, because you don't care about anyone. You'll never be happy, but you won't be sad either. It's a wash.

Can I become an anti-human if I'm already a human?

Ha! You want to be a human, but you're already a human. That's like, the ultimate catch-22. Just kidding, you can't. But seriously, just be more human, but hate it more, and you'll be an anti-human.

What's the difference between an anti-human and a nihilist?

Not much. Both hate life. Both want to die. But an anti-human wants to die, while a nihilist just wants to exist, but not really. That's, like, the difference.

Read more about Nihilism if you're interested in more pointless philosophy.

Or, just go back to the Anti-Humanesque Hierarchy