Tenet 1: The Unreliable Narrator

Welcome to the first tenet of the multiverse, where the fabric of reality is as fragile as the narrator's grip on sanity.

Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the laws of storytelling are bent to fit the plot.

Key Principles:

Time is relative – unless you're trying to catch a plane, in which case it's a ticking time bomb.

Causality is a myth – don't bother trying to make sense of it, it's like trying to untangle a ball of yarn.

The past is a suggestion – just make stuff up as you go.

Recommended Sub-Tenet:

Tenet 2: The Multiverse is a Lie – because if it's not, then why are we here?

Tenet 3: The Unreliable Narrator's Guide to Time Travel – because you'll need it for the next part.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Tenet 4: The Infinite Improbability of Everything – but don't say I didn't warn you.