Prize 2: The Time-Traveling Toaster

For the adventurer who can withstand the intense heat of time paradoxes, we have this award-winning appliance.

View the Toaster's User Manual for tips on avoiding toaster-related temporal anomalies.

See a list of known Toaster-related Temporal Incidents

Winner of the 2023 Tense Takedown Awards for Most Likely to Toast Your Socks in the Space-Time Continuum.

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