Welcome, Tense Takedown Champion!
Congratulations on making it through our ridiculously difficult obstacle course! Here are your prizes for your troubles:
- 1. A year's supply of coffee, because you're going to need it after this.
- 2. A personalized "I survived the Tense Takedown" t-shirt, because who doesn't love a good souvenir?
- 3. A complimentary session with our resident tense-reduction therapist, Dr. Punsley.
- See more prizes for the brave!