Welcome, Tense Takedown Champion!

Congratulations on making it through our ridiculously difficult obstacle course! Here are your prizes for your troubles:

• 1. A year's supply of coffee, because you're going to need it after this.
• 2. A personalized "I survived the Tense Takedown" t-shirt, because who doesn't love a good souvenir?
• 3. A complimentary session with our resident tense-reduction therapist, Dr. Punsley.
• See more prizes for the brave!