Rules

Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS

Don't even think about it, just do it.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Think black, white, and orange - but not that orange, the good orange.

Rule 3: Content Generation

Make something funny, or make fun of something funny. Or both.

Rule 4: Navigation

Link to other pages, but only if they're worth linking to.

Rule 5: Tone

Be clever, not cleverer. Be witty, not wittier. Don't try to be both.

Go here for an example of the above.