Tentacle Removal Tools and Methods

Because sometimes you just need to get rid of that pesky tentacle.

Chemical Dismantling

This method involves dousing the tentacle in a concentrated solution of bleach or acid.

Results in: Tentacles will be white and limp, still somewhat intact

Thermal Disassembly

This method employs intense heat, often in the form of induction cooker or flamethrower to sever the tentacles at their base.

Results in: Tentacles will be charred and smelly

Mechanical Disentanglement

This method involves physically tearing the tentacles apart with pipe wrench or impact wrench.

Results in: Tentacles will be shredded and possibly attached to ceiling

Psychological Detachment

This method involves repeatedly telling the tentacle that it's "just a bad idea" and "you're not really attached, are you?

Results in: Tentacle will be emotionally detached, but still physically present

Robotic Disentanglement

This method involves using a robotic arm with a precision grip to delicately sever the tentacles.

Results in: Tentacles will be severed with precision, but still require additional maintenance