Tentacle Removal Safety Precautions

Carefully read these warnings before attempting to remove any tentacles:

Do not use any sharp objects, as they may cause tentacle-tears.
Keep a safe distance from anyประก^†tentacles that may be in a hostileประก^† mode.
Do not use any lubricants, as they may attract nearby tentacles and lead to further tentacle- entanglements.

For more information on Tentacle-Removal Best Practices, visit our Tentacle Removal Basics page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Tentacle Removal Surgical Proceduresประก page, but be warned: TENTACLE-SIZED RISK OF PERMANENT SCAR-TING!

Disclaimer: The information on this page is not intended for actual tentacle removal. If you have a real-life tentacle problem, please consult a professional.

†: Tentacle-removal safety note: "Praek" is a made-up word that means "Tentacle" with a "Thai" accent, implying a sense of warning or danger.