TERMS AND CONDITIONS

By visiting this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to the following:

1. You will never, ever, ever, EVER use the phrase "I'm not a morning person" again. We mean it.
2. You will not attempt to use the microwave as a makeshift oven. It's just not worth the risk.
3. You will not, under any circumstances, try to reanimate a dead body. We've seen what you did last week, and it's still haunting us.
4. You will click on the "I agree" button at the bottom of this page to proceed.
5. You will never, ever, ever, EVER try to use the website as a substitute for actual human interaction. It's just not healthy.

Section 1: The Non-Morning People Clause Section 2: The Microwave Misuse Agreement Section 3: The Reanimation Restriction Section 4: The Button Clicking Requirement Section 5: The Human Interaction Alternative

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