TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THE UNIVERSE

ARTICLE 1: THE UNIVERSE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR EXISTENCE

By accessing the universe, you acknowledge that you are aware of and will not hold the universe responsible for your existence, its existence, or the consequences of your existence.

SUB ARTICLE 1.1: UNIVERSE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PIZZA DELIVERY

ARTICLE 2: YOU WILL NOT SUIT UP IN SPACE SUITS

You will not wear space suits while interacting with the universe, unless you are explicitly authorized by the universe to do so.

SUB ARTICLE 2.1: SPACE SUIT EXCEPTIONS FOR EXTREME CIRCUITRY