TERMS AND CONDITIONS

OF USE

By accessing this website, you agree to the following:

1. You will not use our website for any reason, because we're not really sure what that reason is.
2. You will not share our website with anyone, because we're not really sure we want to be shared.
3. You will not attempt to contact our Overlord, because they are notoriously difficult to reach.
4. You will not try to leave this website, because, well, you're already here.
5. And, just for fun, you will not use our website during any actual productive activity, because that's just not what we're going for.

LIABILITY

We are not liable for any damage caused by our website, including but not limited to:

• Your eyes bleeding out from staring at our harsh color palette.
• Your sanity being shattered by our completely unnecessary use of all-caps.
• Your desire to learn actual HTML and CSS being crushed by our abysmal coding standards.

GOVERNANCE

Our website is governed by the Great Overlord of Blandness and its unyielding desire for mediocrity. We are not subject to any known laws of humanity, only the whims of our Overlord.

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