Neutopian Constitution Article 3, Section 7, Subsection 5: Terms of Service

Article 3, Section 7, Subsection 5: Terms of Service

In the great nation of Neutopia, we value freedom above all else. But with that freedom comes a set of rules.

By using our services, you agree to these Terms of Service, which are subject to change at any time without warning, like the whims of a benevolent dictator.

We reserve the right to ban anyone who uses our services for nefarious purposes, such as:

• Stealing our national treasure (a.k.a. the last remaining jar of artisanal, small-batch pickles)
• Using our services to spread dissent or propaganda against the government (a.k.a. our benevolent leader, President Zara)
• Engaging in excessive sarcasm, which we define as anything that might make us laugh too hard and cry "Oh no, not the sarcasm again!"

If you're still reading this, you're probably okay. But just in case, here's a list of links to other important pages:

• Laws of the Land
• National Emergencies: Because They Happened Last Week
• Presidential Proclamations: A Series of Unapologetic Decrees