TERMS OF SERVICE

We're glad you're here. We're not.

We reserve the right to change these Terms of Service whenever the mood strikes us.

Section 1: You're on the Clock

When you're done, you're done. Don't come back.

Disagreement Policy | Grievance Form

Section 2: You Can't Touch This

Our robots are programmed to be nice, but not too nice. Please don't touch the robots.

Robotics Policy | Robot Harassment Form

Section 3: You're a Star