By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:
- 1. You must agree to be bound by the whimsical will of the overlord of Neo-Brutalist Inc.
- 2. You must acknowledge that the website's aesthetic is a form of performance art, and that your eyeballs may suffer as a result.
- 3. You must not attempt to use a browser that supports CSS grid, as it will ruin the entire experience.
- 4. You must not use any font that is not a sans-serif, as the curves will be judged.
- 5. You must not attempt to print this page, as the ink cartridges will be wasted on the harsh contrast.
- 6. You must agree to be bound by the rules of absurdity, which include but are not limited to:
- 6.1. You must not ask for help when you get lost in the infinite scrolling loop of doom.
- 6.2. You must not attempt to contact customer support, as they are all on a 4-year vacation in Bali.
- 6.3. You must not try to use the back button, as it will just bring you back to the same page.
By clicking "I Agree" below, you will be transported to a world of pure, unadulterated chaos.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to navigate the site without agreeing, but be warned: the experience will be a wild ride!