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1. You must agree that our content is the most boring thing you'll ever read.
2. You are not allowed to leave the website until you've finished reading all 472 pages.
3. You are required to wear a funny hat while browsing our site.
4. Our lawyers have our back, and they're really grumpy.
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And, of course, Section 3: The One Where We Reserve the Right to Change Our Minds.
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