TERMS OF SERVITUDE

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We, the undersigned, hereby agree to the following:

1. Not to use the site for anything other than its intended purpose, which is to be confused and frustrated.
2. To provide our email address to our mothers in exchange for a 10% discount on all future visits.
3. To participate in at least one group chat per day, where we will discuss the futility of existence.

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