Welcome to the never-ending cycle of disappointment, frustration, and mild anxiety that is Monday morning.
Here, you'll find the most comprehensive guide to sucking the joy out of your life. Monday Mandates is your one-stop shop for everything you never wanted to know about the joys of waking up early.
Because adulting is hard, and Mondays are the worst.
A section dedicated to all the things you'll never be able to achieve because you'll never have time for them.
Never Find Love, because who needs love when you've got bills to pay?
Never Be Rich, because being rich is just a myth perpetuated by Instagram influencers.