TERMS OF SERVICE

Section 3: Our Disclaimers

By visiting our website, you agree to be bound by these terms and conditions. If you don't like our disclaimers, don't come back.

• Disclaimer 1: We're not actually a real company. Like, not even close.
• Disclaimer 2: Our website is not affiliated with any real-world organization. Don't @ us, @'s.
• Disclaimer 3: Our lawyers told us to put this here. They're real lawyers, but only on Tuesdays.

If you want to see more disclaimers, visit our Disclaimers Page.