Section 7: The Fine Print

By visiting our website, you agree to the following:

1. We reserve the right to be completely unreasonable.
2. We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our website.
3. You must be 18 years or older to use our services. Or, you know, just don't say we didn't warn you.
4. Our website may contain excessive use of sarcasm, which we know is a known risk factor for eye-rolling, head-scratching, and existential dread.
5. By continuing to use our website, you acknowledge that you are aware of the inherent risks of encountering poorly designed websites.

Section 8: The Fine Print (Part Deux) for more of our completely non-binding and totally-not-legally-binding terms of service.