Neo-BruTal Site: Terms of Use

By visiting this site, you're agreeing to our Terms of Use, Prophets of Doom and our Misunderstandings and Disclaimers.

1. Don't do stuff.
2. Don't be a jerk.
3. Don't try to use this site for actual productivity.
4. Don't try to use our content for actual knowledge.
5. Don't @ us, we're not actually people.

By not reading these Terms, you're basically saying you're okay with all of this, which you're probably not.

Eternal Silence: Our Pledge of Secrecy - We'll only respond to your emails if we feel like it.

Note: This site is a Neo-Brutalist experiment in anti-user experience.