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In the event that you are killed or maimed during war, you release all claims against the site and its affiliates.
However, if you survive and return with a visible scar, we may offer you a 10% discount on all future purchases.
Learn more about our scarred veteran benefitsWe reserve the right to use all of your ideas, concepts, and strategies as we see fit, including but not limited to: your brilliant plan to capture the enemy's capital city, your innovative use of drones to deliver explosives, and your unorthodox method of hand-to-hand combat.
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