Terms of Service - A Galactic Imperative

By using our intergalactic services, you agree to our Terms of Service, which includes, but is not limited to:

Providing us with your firstborn space slug as collateral
Not using our services to plot against us during a rebellion
Accepting our right to alter your planetary coordinates without warning
Not attempting to negotiate for better terms, because let's be real, we're the ones with the laser cannons

Hyperlink to Fine Print for more information on the subtleties of our Terms of Service.