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Ancient Beans of Unbridled Chaos
Ancient Beans of Unbridled Chaos
Where the Bean Selection Process Goes to Die
In a time before the advent of modern bean selection methods, ancient civilizations employed a process of pure chance and unmitigated disaster.
Methods of the Ancients:
- Bean Rolling - The art of rolling a single bean across a table, hoping it would magically select the perfect bean.
- Bean Guessing - The ancient practice of staring at a bean for an uncomfortably long time, trying to discern its inner workings.
- Bean Throwing - The art of throwing beans over a wall, hoping some would land in the correct position.
And, of course, the most revered method of all: Ancient Bean Guessing.