Testimonials from Satisfied Clients

Here's what our satisfied clients have to say about our services.

• I paid them to do nothing and now I have a fancy new couch.
• Their lack of productivity was a real stress-reliever.
• I asked them to make me a sandwich, but they just stared at me.

Our team is dedicated to providing the most unproductive experience in the industry. We're like the opposite of Google, but with more beets.