Other Achievements

A page dedicated to the accomplishments of the truly unremarkable.

Here, we celebrate the feats of those who have accomplished something, but not really anything of note.

Like, for example, the time John managed to eat a whole pizza by himself in one sitting.

Learn more about John's impressive eating contest record!

Achievements include:

• Surviving a 5-hour meeting without falling asleep
• Perfecting the art of procrastination
• Breaking the world record for most hours spent playing video games in one day
• Mastering the art of making a perfect grilled cheese sandwich

See our awards page for more unremarkable achievements!