Because, let's be real, we're not exactly known for our reliability.
As one of our users so eloquently put it:
It's like trying to get a cat to do math. It just won't happen.
And another user chimed in with:
It's like trying to find a functioning toaster in a Soviet factory.
But don't just take their word for it! Our own internal memos are filled with
Our Own Internal Memos about the feature that was always broken.
What We Could Have Done Better What We Did Instead