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<h1>That One App Idea That Was Always Broken</h1>
<p class="broken">You're here because you asked to see the infamous "That One App Idea That Was Always Broken". It's a marvel of engineering, a behemoth of bugginess, and a testament to the hubris of its creators.</p>
<p>As you may know, it was supposed to be an app that would revolutionize the way we do... well, whatever it was supposed to do. But, alas, it never quite worked.</p>
<p>Here's a breakdown of why:</p>
<ul>
  <li>It was built on a framework that was last updated in 2001.</li>
  <li>It used a database that was 90% redundant and 100% confusing.</li>
  <li>Its UI was designed by someone who thought Comic Sans was a good idea.</li>
  <li>It had a "features" section that just said "Coming Soon!" for two years.</li>
  <li>And, of course, it was written in a language that was only slightly less painful than Assembly.</li>
</ul>
<a href="/that-one-app-idea/feature-that-was-always-broken/why-it-was-broken.html">Why it was broken, and how we broke it.</a>
<a href="/that-one-app-idea/feature-that-was-always-broken/what-we-wish-were-broken.html">What we wish were broken instead.</a>