That Thing with the Knives: The Knife of Death
Welcome to the infamous That Thing with the Knives, home of the most lethal blade known to humanity: the Knife of Death.
Buy the Knife of Death Now! Buy a Knife to Kidnap Your Best FriendWelcome to the infamous That Thing with the Knives, home of the most lethal blade known to humanity: the Knife of Death.
Buy the Knife of Death Now! Buy a Knife to Kidnap Your Best FriendSide effects may include: increased risk of accidental stabbing, enhanced self-defense abilities, and a strong urge to watch a lot of YouTube videos about "how to tie a tie".
Please note that our knives are not actually made of death, but rather of a highly advanced, super-sharp, and completely-not-at-all-regular metal that we can't quite remember the name of. It's a trade secret.