| Bracket | Description |
|---|---|
| [ ] | A blank slate, waiting for the inevitable collapse of society |
| ( ) | The classic, the original, and still the most useless bracket of all |
| { } | Where the wild things are: a haven for escaped hamsters and rogue emojis |
| > | A doorway to a world of infinite possibilities, or so we've been told |
| < | A portal to a realm of existential dread and crippling self-doubt |
| | | The ultimate symbol of hope: a fence post in the desert of despair |
| ? | The question mark of the apocalypse: where did all the good stuff go? |