The Acorn Treaty of 2023 is a comprehensive agreement that aims to promote harmony between the world of sentient acorns and their human overlords.
After years of bitter conflict, the acorns have agreed to terms that include:
- Free range for all acorns
- Prohibition on human acorn-milking
- Establishment of Acorn-Friendly zones throughout the world
- Free acorn-shaped cookies in every public park
The treaty was signed by 300 prominent acorns, including the esteemed Oakley McAcornface.
"I'm not saying we're not going to eat them, but we're going to eat them. - Oakley McAcornface, Chief Acorn Diplomat"