The Beach Burden of Choice

Where the sand is fine, but the sunburns are worse.

Sunburns Are a Coming Surfing the Red Flags Tan is Just a Sunburn in Disguise

Don't forget to pack sunscreen! We wouldn't want you to be a crispy critter.

Tips from the Sun-Sorch
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