It's official. The Blerg Baller has decreed that a life of gouda, cheddar, and mozzarella is the key to ultimate happiness. Don't @ us. Read the sacred text for more information
But wait, there's more! Did you know that The Blerg Baller is secretly a ninja warrior, fighting against the dark forces of bland cheese?
Join the resistance! Learn the ways of Blerg-Fu, and together we'll make the world a gouda one!