Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where we specialize in creating complex forms, lengthy regulations, and an endless array of paperwork.
Our team of highly trained bureaucrats are dedicated to making every task, no matter how small, an exercise in frustration and tedium.
We're proud to offer:
- Unending lines of red tape to fill out
- Interminable meetings with our experts
- A 5-year wait for any kind of decision
- A comprehensive guide to our 300-page manual
- A complimentary packet of stale office coffee
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