By order of the Supreme Brownie Council, all employees are entitled to a minimum of 3 free brownies per week. This is a union-mandated benefit, effective immediately.
Side effects may include: increased productivity, spontaneous smiling, and temporary brownie-related comas. Management reserves the right to modify or revoke this policy at any time without prior notice.
Learn more about the Brownie Benefit Plan or Ask the Brownie Union about their stance on the latest policy updates