Our company has made no discernible progress in the past year. In fact, we're not even sure what we're doing anymore.
Unchanged:
Our CEO would like to assure you that we're "on the cusp" of making some "groundbreaking" changes, but let's be real, we're just making this up as we go.
We're linking to our exciting new subpage: Our New Idea! (Please don't ask us what it is, we're still working on it.)